Whilst some are sad that weddings etc are generally seated for the foreseeable future, there are a few chaps I know and know of, who are delighted not to have to make a show of themselves by dancing. If he is you, you can skip the rest of this piece. This is of the fun guys not the mushrooms.
This is for the guys that will be tapping their shiny shoes under the table, the ones who don’t just stand up at events but stand out, for the guy who will be perfectly dressed at a garden party and can take the heat and look suitably cool in a suit. This, young man, is for you.